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  1. #1
    When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2016, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to play this one game. It is called Overwatch. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I play Overwatch, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the technical skill in Overwatch and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I played Overwatch, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Gamer in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

  2. #2
    In the end, the Duck Hunt Dog always gets the last laugh... whether or not you shot the damn duck.

  3. #3
    *smirks* heh, I wouldn't expect a low IQ peasant like yourself to understand my humor. *adjusts glasses* I guess you'll just have to pay for it. *unsheathes katana* I didn't want to make this personnel, but you left me with no choice.

  4. #4
    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
    In the end, the Duck Hunt Dog always gets the last laugh... whether or not you shot the damn duck.

  5. #5
    can you come to my house and cure me i got the cancer

  6. #6
    So long gay Tf2

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